What’s the hidden meaning of your birthstone? January: Garnet – Your self esteem is great as you crush your enemies. You’ve got great hair.
— Sabrina Dalish Witch (@introvertedwife) November 20, 2015
February: Amethyst – You find a sense of peace in popping bubble wrap, though grow wrathful when it’s gone. Whips are your friend.
— Sabrina Dalish Witch (@introvertedwife) November 20, 2015
March: Aquamarine – You are filled with youth. The feds are on to you. Swift shouldn’t be used as a cookbook.
— Sabrina Dalish Witch (@introvertedwife) November 20, 2015
April: Diamonds – You are invincible. There can only be one. You must kill all other April birthdays.
— Sabrina Dalish Witch (@introvertedwife) November 20, 2015
May: Emerald – You can see far beyond your reach. You use it to cheat at lotteries and Jeopardy.
— Sabrina Dalish Witch (@introvertedwife) November 20, 2015
June: Pearl – You are destined for a happy relationship. It’s with the yeti on your couch. George just needs a place to crash.
— Sabrina Dalish Witch (@introvertedwife) November 20, 2015
July: Ruby – Your blood runs with fire, excitement sending you into apoplectic fits. 5% chance you might be a dragon.
— Sabrina Dalish Witch (@introvertedwife) November 20, 2015
August: Peridot – You are protected against evil because you’re the source of it. Hang on tighter to your limb enhancements.
— Sabrina Dalish Witch (@introvertedwife) November 20, 2015
September: Sapphire – You are loyal to a fault. That fault being you have killed and will kill again for the person footing the bill.
— Sabrina Dalish Witch (@introvertedwife) November 20, 2015
October: Opal – You are creative. People board up their doors when you walk by in fear of what creative thing you’ll do next.
— Sabrina Dalish Witch (@introvertedwife) November 20, 2015
November: Yellow Topaz – You can heal, this is after you’ve broken someone for information. Your favorite movie is Marathon Man.
— Sabrina Dalish Witch (@introvertedwife) November 20, 2015
December: Turquoise – You are living a happy life. If you are not living a happy life, you were not born in December and were adopted.
— Sabrina Dalish Witch (@introvertedwife) November 20, 2015
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