Ugly Christmas Sweater Weather

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Ugly sweaters are being worn! And the funniest site you’ll see, are the funny stares they bring, because you know you’re born to be fabulous!

Okay, so maybe that last line needs some work, but hey, UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER WEATHER! It’s time to put away those stretch pants you pulled out for that Thanksgiving’s feast, and pull out your best ugly sweaters!

This year is the first year I’ve ever done any ugly sweater shopping at all, so I was amazed at the lack of sweaters designed for geeks and nerds like myself – but I finally found a few, and I wanted to share them with you!

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

This sweater is…
Michaelangelo: “Bodacious!”
Raphael: “Gnarly!”
Leonardo: “Radical!”
Raphael: “Totally tubular, dude!”
Michaelangelo: “Wicked!”
Leonardo: “Hellacious!”
Donatello: “Uh, mega…”
[Splinter clears his throat, the Turtles clam up]
Splinter: “I have always liked…cowabunga.”
All Turtles: “COWABUNGA!”
Splinter: [laughs] “I made a funny!”

ThinkGeek_DarthVader

 

2. Santa Vader from ThinkGeek.com

Santa Vader, slip a Death Star under the tree for me. I’ve been an awful bad girl, Santa Vader, hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the Sith I’ve kicked, think of all the Jedi that I haven’t kissed. Next year I could be oh so sweet, if you’ll buy me this Christmas treat.

Ba-do-be-doo!

Santa Vader finds your lack of cheer disturbing.

 

 

 

 

3. Street Fighter Jumper

I found this bad boy courtesy of our illustrious Nerdy but Flirty founder, Sarah the Rebel.

I mean, if you HAVE to wear a sweater this year, you might as well make it this one, which features Ken and Ryu front and center in all their pixelated glory.

Who knows? This sweater just might hadouken its way into your heart and permanently into your wardrobe.

 

Kid

 

4. Epic Christmas Battle – Dinosaurs vs Santa

Little Nerdlings need Christmas sweaters too, so this is a good one to add to their growing collection!

And if you decide it’s so epic that you as an adult need to have one as well, you’re in luck! The design comes in adult sizes as well!

Now, go fourth young elf, go fourth and trample the year with your prehistoric masterpiece and wreak Christmas havoc!

Wait…I mean cheer. Spread Christmas cheer.
(Yeah, that’s it!)

 

5. One for the cats and dogs!

Are you one of those disgusting humans who likes to dress up their furbabies? Well, you’re actually not so disgusting, and second, I’ve got a couple options for you as well!

Festified.com has a sweater for cats and dogs that’s sure to be the envy of every animal in the ally.

 

This navy blue sweater features a classic Reindeer threesome design on the back that will be sure to leave your friends and passerby speechless, but rolling in tears!

But wait! There’s more!

You can also order this matching sweater for you! Yes, YOU! You’ll be one big happy ugly sweater matching disgusting family! (I really mean it this time, disgusting).

So, now that I’ve showed and shared some of my findings, show me yours! You can find me on Twitter @TheCrosbyJess if you want to share what ugly sweater fashions you’ll be wearing this year! I will personally be wearing the Turtles!

Happy Holidays y’all!

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