It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Ugly sweaters are being worn! And the funniest site you’ll see, are the funny stares they bring, because you know you’re born to be fabulous!
Okay, so maybe that last line needs some work, but hey, UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER WEATHER! It’s time to put away those stretch pants you pulled out for that Thanksgiving’s feast, and pull out your best ugly sweaters!
This year is the first year I’ve ever done any ugly sweater shopping at all, so I was amazed at the lack of sweaters designed for geeks and nerds like myself – but I finally found a few, and I wanted to share them with you!
This sweater is…
Raphael: “Totally tubular, dude!”
Donatello: “Uh, mega…”
[Splinter clears his throat, the Turtles clam up]
Splinter: “I have always liked…cowabunga.”
All Turtles: “COWABUNGA!”
Splinter: [laughs] “I made a funny!”
2. Santa Vader from ThinkGeek.com
Santa Vader, slip a Death Star under the tree for me. I’ve been an awful bad girl, Santa Vader, hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the Sith I’ve kicked, think of all the Jedi that I haven’t kissed. Next year I could be oh so sweet, if you’ll buy me this Christmas treat.
Santa Vader finds your lack of cheer disturbing.
I found this bad boy courtesy of our illustrious Nerdy but Flirty founder, Sarah the Rebel.
I mean, if you HAVE to wear a sweater this year, you might as well make it this one, which features Ken and Ryu front and center in all their pixelated glory.