Think of the worst date of your life: it pales in comparison to the average date in a Greek or Roman myth. Ladies got nothing but trouble according to these ancient tales. Well, Dael Kingsmill is determined to shine a light on some Valentine’s Day knowledge nuggets to be found in these terrible tales.
Delightful! Although I’ll just my wife some strawberries dipped in chocolate or something. I don’t even have an island to abandon her on!