Eager: Last week Bioware announced the best toy no Mass Effect fan can be without; a talking Elcor plush.

Sarcasm: Who wouldn’t want one?

Happy: I had to order one to hang out with my baby Grunt.

Proudly: You can hear all five of the Elcor’s sayings in the video below:

Sadly: The elcor plushes are already sold out. But hopefully Bioware will add more soon.

Humblebrag: Here’s one more picture of my Elcor being ridden by my Shep Barbie. Ha…ha…ha…