So…this is a thing:

That thing is a game with penis physics. Mount Your Friends is a competitive goat climbing game. I think.

No seriously, each player takes a turn climbing to the top of a tower of previous climbers (and a goat) trying to make the new highest point before time runs out. If someone runs out of time before reaching the top, they’re eliminated.

Mount Your Friends is currently available on the 360 in the Indie Games section or on Steam. Please go vote for it, and support the counter movement (too soon to call it a movement? Don’t care!) against the ridiculous boob physics of games like Dragon’s Crown. We must have recompense!